Rumour has it

Darlings, it is time again for another addition of "Rumour has it" and we have found a fab new source for rumours and gossip, Plurk. You do not even need a Plurk account to skim through all the drama.

Rumour has it, the sloashy designer has been using her new job and plurk to elevate her status. (True)

Rumour has it, a certain major event is going more smoothly than in the past because several Divas opted out this year. (True)

Rumour has it, Spencer Pratt has renounced his ways and promised to no longer be a total smeg. (Hell froze over?)

Rumour has it, an egotistical 80s tosser attempts to seduce married women with children while living in his mum's basement. (True)

Rumour has it, a certain freebie blogger is working hard to prove that he is a wanker by demanding better quality freebies from designers. (True, sadly)

Rumour has it, snarky bloggers are depressed because it is a drama-free week. (False)

Rumour has it, a group of designers believes that having a no-rez option on objects will stop the Copybot. (True, but they are mistaken in their belief.)

Rumour has it, a fired blogger went off the deep end, wore adult diapers, and drove non-stop cross-country to confront her boss. (False, I hope)

Rumour has it, nutball du jour, angry that she is no longer the loon on everyone's lips has gone on a new attack. (False, but we predict this will come true.)

Rumor has it, a certain event angered shoppers with its lag-inducing, sculpty road and limited shops. (True)